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First of all, I’d like to welcome you on t’internet, and say thank you for coming to the site. If you’re reading this post, you’re likely an early visitor, someone who knows me (including but not restricted to a spouse), or you’ve clicked on a really old link! Hey, maybe the site is widely known and you’ve clicked through the archive to find out how this awesome place got started. However you got here, hello, welcome and thank you!